I collected the following a while ago. Pity I didn't note down the website so I can't toast to the writer. Anyway, I share it with you here now.
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A teenager goes into a pharmacy. He's a little bit shy when talking to the pharmacist. "I'd like to buy some condoms" he says.
The pharmacists asks him, "Have you ever bought condoms before son?"
"Nope."
"Well, this is how it works," the pharacist says "We've got the three pack for when you are in high school. Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
"Then we have a 7 pack when you are in college - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
"Then we've got a 12 pack for when you are married. "January, February, …."
LMAO! Good one. :)
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Funny,
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alan chin
alanchinwriter.blogspot.com
Cute!
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http://www.thesmartmama.com/bg
Thanks Marvin, Alan and Jennifer, I don't think people will be shy when they go shopping nowadays.
ReplyDeleteThat is so cool, Enid! Thankz for posting.
ReplyDeleteJina
http://tinyurl.com/BerlinSexDiary
Jina, a bit of humour every day is great for the soul.
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