HA HA HA, I love this! How about...CF: What did you eat for lunch, a raw onion?JE: Yes, and get your hand off my arse or I'll cut it off with a dull knife.
LOL Gayle, that can be the start of a murder mystery.
teehee:CF: I could do that so much better.JE: How I love a man in chaps.
Hehe, Hart, thumbs up!