Friday, June 11, 2010

Cock ring

A drabble about "elastic". I've no idea how to treat the medical condition, so the scissor is my artistic licence. (210 words)

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“We have a 30-year-old male with possible priapism,” The nurse said.

“Can you tell me what happened?” Dr. Darcy asked the patient, “Mr. Collins.”

“Ahhhh!” Mr. Collins could only groan in pain.

“Who come with him?” Darcy saw the elastic cock ring on the patient.

“A woman.” Nurse replied. “Let me get her.”

Darcy took out a pair of scissor and prepared to cut the ring and free the blood flow on Mr. Collins’s penis.

At that time, the curtain was parted and a handsome brunette came in. When she saw what Darcy was doing, she diverted her eyes.

“It’s too late not to look, isn’t it?” Darcy said sarcastically. “How long have you made him worn it?”

The woman snapped at Darcy. “I’ve nothing to do with this. He’s with Caroline.”

Darcy’s eyes brightened. She’s too pretty for this sweaty man. “I’m sorry about the misunderstanding. Dr. Darcy here. And you are …”

“Elizabeth Bennet.”

“So you don’t know how long he’s been wearing the ring?”

“I went to my sister’s house and found Collins and Caroline there. He’s in agony. Caroline is drunk and she said she couldn’t drive him here. She’s mourning the loss of a William…Darcy! Is that...you?”

Caroline Bingley! Darcy ran a mile from the woman but thanks to her, he met this wonderful Elizabeth.

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#Priapism known also as Hulseyism, is a potentially harmful and painful medical condition in which the erect penis does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours. - wikipedia

Well, do you have sympathy for the patient or for Dr. Darcy?

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